Godmaprak is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Godmaprak created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godmaprak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Godmaprak, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Godmaprak's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Godmaprak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Godmaprak's name in vain.

2. Always obey Godmaprak's priests.

3. Godmaprak loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Godmaprak.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.