Misraktig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, omniscient camel.

Misraktig created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Misraktig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Misraktig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Misraktig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Misraktig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Misraktig on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Never go into white rooms.