Kanrangom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, staggering yak.

Kanrangom created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Kanrangom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kanrangom, she will jump up and down on your head.

Kanrangom's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kanrangom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Run away if five porpoises approach from the north.