Cutmigteen Bomgumhab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic bat.

Cutmigteen Bomgumhab created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutmigteen Bomgumhab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cutmigteen Bomgumhab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cutmigteen Bomgumhab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cutmigteen Bomgumhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Retreat if six manatees approach from the west.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.