Jarnfarnwat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate spider.

Jarnfarnwat created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnfarnwat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jarnfarnwat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jarnfarnwat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jarnfarnwat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must love Jarnfarnwat.

5. Do not commit murder.