Gidbusyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a small, astonishing penguin.

Gidbusyatt created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbusyatt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gidbusyatt, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gidbusyatt's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gidbusyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red sharks for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gidbusyatt.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Worship no other gods but Gidbusyatt.
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