Ragtenbag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless meerkat.

Ragtenbag created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragtenbag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ragtenbag, it will not invite you to parties.

Ragtenbag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ragtenbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Ragtenbag loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help moths.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ragtenbag on top of all buildings.