Bigdobdid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omniscient goat.

Bigdobdid created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigdobdid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigdobdid, it will come to you in dreams.

Bigdobdid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bigdobdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always obey Bigdobdid's priests.