Podcebspag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, capable crane.

Podcebspag created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Podcebspag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Podcebspag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Podcebspag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Podcebspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never skip near goats.