Hamtailfut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, vain raven.

Hamtailfut created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamtailfut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hamtailfut, it will turn you into a frog.

Hamtailfut's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hamtailfut's Holy Commandments

1. Hamtailfut loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the south.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Do not cook food in pots.