Tinjabtin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent camel.

Tinjabtin created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinjabtin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tinjabtin, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tinjabtin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tinjabtin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must love Tinjabtin.