Nuttanjon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited snail.

Nuttanjon created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttanjon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nuttanjon, it will turn you into a goat.

Nuttanjon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nuttanjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always take life seriously.