Rigrilbegtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless capybara.

Rigrilbegtarg created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Rigrilbegtarg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigrilbegtarg, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rigrilbegtarg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rigrilbegtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rigrilbegtarg.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigrilbegtarg.