Fobshavdag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet gnu.

Fobshavdag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobshavdag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fobshavdag, she will make you grow a tail.

Fobshavdag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fobshavdag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.