Matdisskin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, wise raven.

Matdisskin created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matdisskin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Matdisskin, he will turn you into a mouse.

Matdisskin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Matdisskin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Matdisskin loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Worship no other gods but Matdisskin.