Binragbon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, boastful squid.

Binragbon created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binragbon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Binragbon, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Binragbon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Binragbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never look at black holes.