Lenbestbut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humorless goose.

Lenbestbut created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Lenbestbut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenbestbut, it will ignore you.

Lenbestbut's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Lenbestbut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.