Godyartbiflag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fast skunk.

Godyartbiflag created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Godyartbiflag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Godyartbiflag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Godyartbiflag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Godyartbiflag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan ants, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.