Cinzaklak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring beaver.

Cinzaklak created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinzaklak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cinzaklak, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Cinzaklak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cinzaklak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Run away from indigo bats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.