Kanciphot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unselfish whale.

Kanciphot created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kanciphot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kanciphot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kanciphot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Kanciphot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never bounce near foxes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not stand on grass.