Flatlityar is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless rhinoceros.

Flatlityar created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flatlityar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flatlityar, he will turn you into a rat.

Flatlityar's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Flatlityar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. You must pray to Flatlityar seven times a day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never paint your feet violet.