Zogjopfit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent dragon.

Zogjopfit created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogjopfit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zogjopfit, he will ignore you.

Zogjopfit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Zogjopfit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. You must love Zogjopfit.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not covet oxen.