Kanlarnont is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, moody squirrel.

Kanlarnont created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanlarnont, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kanlarnont, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kanlarnont's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kanlarnont's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black shrews for they are unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Kanlarnont loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.