Ranhomton is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonest manatee.

Ranhomton created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhomton, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ranhomton, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ranhomton's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ranhomton's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ranhomton.

4. Never feed gooseberries to grasshopers while wearing yellow shoes.

5. Always take life seriously.