Gedparkcem Dubbellbun Lipkamveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gedparkcem Dubbellbun Lipkamveg created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gedparkcem Dubbellbun Lipkamveg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gedparkcem Dubbellbun Lipkamveg, it will be very sad.

Gedparkcem Dubbellbun Lipkamveg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gedparkcem Dubbellbun Lipkamveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.