Bonkhitsugbundadlimnurlwot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciful dragon.

Bonkhitsugbundadlimnurlwot created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bonkhitsugbundadlimnurlwot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonkhitsugbundadlimnurlwot, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bonkhitsugbundadlimnurlwot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bonkhitsugbundadlimnurlwot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.