Zagsiggud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless goat.

Zagsiggud created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagsiggud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zagsiggud, she will send you a sign.

Zagsiggud's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zagsiggud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.