Hengepdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, ruthless butterfly.

Hengepdiss created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hengepdiss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hengepdiss, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hengepdiss' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hengepdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.