Futsafgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able grasshopper.

Futsafgeb created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Futsafgeb, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Futsafgeb, he will turn you into a rat.

Futsafgeb's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Futsafgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands yellow.

2. Always obey Futsafgeb's priests.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never wear boots.