Leglikged Cebnilvig Sangebwab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish yak.

Leglikged Cebnilvig Sangebwab created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Leglikged Cebnilvig Sangebwab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Leglikged Cebnilvig Sangebwab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Leglikged Cebnilvig Sangebwab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Leglikged Cebnilvig Sangebwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear white shirts.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.