Paskomgil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow raccoon.

Paskomgil created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paskomgil, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Paskomgil, it will turn you into a worm.

Paskomgil's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Paskomgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Never think about stars.