Ontwiksabgep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, loving crocodile.

Ontwiksabgep created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontwiksabgep, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ontwiksabgep, it will manifest in front of you.

Ontwiksabgep's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ontwiksabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. You must love Ontwiksabgep.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Run away if four geese approach from the east.

5. Always help otters in need.