Ligriploop is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional duck.

Ligriploop created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ligriploop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ligriploop, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ligriploop's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ligriploop's Holy Commandments

1. Ligriploop loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not make images of living things.