Vabarmgom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless jellyfish.

Vabarmgom created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabarmgom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vabarmgom, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vabarmgom's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Vabarmgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Put Vabarmgom first in all things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.