Pogrotgup is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, prudent snake.

Pogrotgup created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogrotgup, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogrotgup, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pogrotgup's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Pogrotgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.