Nutnelbut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing dragon.

Nutnelbut created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutnelbut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nutnelbut, she will not care.

Nutnelbut's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nutnelbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Hide from red eagles for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.