Fodfidyarttimgablab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate bee.

Fodfidyarttimgablab created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodfidyarttimgablab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodfidyarttimgablab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fodfidyarttimgablab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fodfidyarttimgablab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Worship no other gods but Fodfidyarttimgablab.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never write about cell theory.