Beptettikomfod is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking capybara.

Beptettikomfod created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beptettikomfod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Beptettikomfod, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Beptettikomfod's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Beptettikomfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Run away if three porpoises approach from the north.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.