Tonkciblik is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent squirrel.

Tonkciblik created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkciblik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tonkciblik, she will turn you into a goat.

Tonkciblik's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tonkciblik's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Do not take Tonkciblik's name in vain.

5. Put Tonkciblik first in all things.