Wodragnak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, proud crow.

Wodragnak created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodragnak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wodragnak, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wodragnak's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Wodragnak's Holy Commandments

1. Wodragnak loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.