Xenstipcam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental squirrel.

Xenstipcam created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Xenstipcam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xenstipcam, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Xenstipcam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Xenstipcam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Xenstipcam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xenstipcam.