Taillibbast is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sage crow.

Taillibbast created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taillibbast, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Taillibbast, he will jump up and down on your head.

Taillibbast's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Taillibbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Never write about gravity.