Komhivcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, deceitful fly.

Komhivcem created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Komhivcem, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Komhivcem, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Komhivcem's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Komhivcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not commit murder.