Ablittof is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, benevolent mole.

Ablittof created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ablittof, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ablittof, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ablittof's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ablittof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always obey Ablittof's priests.

3. Never wear brown skirts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.