Vigkin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, competent swan.

Vigkin created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Vigkin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vigkin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vigkin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vigkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away if six tortoises approach from the south.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never write about gravity.