Flig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omniscient naga.

Flig created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Flig's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Do not chop down trees.