Dob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident tapir.

Dob created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dob, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dob, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dob's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dob's name in vain.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.