Feningced is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful duck.

Feningced created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Feningced, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Feningced, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Feningced's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Feningced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Always help voles.

5. Do not listen to music.