Jenyokhit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, idiotic naga.

Jenyokhit created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenyokhit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jenyokhit, it will try to impress you with trees.

Jenyokhit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jenyokhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.

2. Do not kill dolphins.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.