Volnullcat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil warg.

Volnullcat created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Volnullcat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Volnullcat, it will send minions to preach to you.

Volnullcat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Volnullcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.